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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

I have a vaccination joke, but most of you here won't get it.

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

Does "safe and effective" count as a vaccine joke?

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

Did you hear the one about the Covid vaccines working? Yeah, me neither.

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

"So even after reading Igor's analysis I forwarded to you, you still went ahead and got the Ba.5 booster? Why?"

"It's a lung story."

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Sep 1, 2022·edited Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

During the early Freedom Rallies here in the Okanagan Valley, BC, Cda they sold t-shirts with two mice talking to each other: Mouse 1: Did you get your Covid-19 vaccine yet?

Mouse 2: Nope. I'm waiting 'til the human trials are done.

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Was it a triple-blind mice study?

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Three mice walk into a bar. Two have a beer, the third goes for a shot. They drink up. Third mouse falls down dead. His drink was spiked.

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People who identify as mice and are prepared to be sacrificed after the shot, can get it.

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My mantra has become - "You can't make this shit up!"

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I think the dead photoshopped mice really elevated this post. 😅

(No snark. I love Twitter Dog and Igor's sly sense of humor)

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

Biden’s new pandemic of the unboostenated.

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How does it end? Who in their right mind would even consider another booster at this point? Madness!!

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

With booster uptake being so low, I wonder if the Biden Admin will try and pull the mandate card again. A little worried about that...

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Sep 1, 2022Liked by Igor Chudov

But at least none went to the hospital. And it would have been so much worse without the shot.

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I'll bet they squeaked through with mild cases. Sorry about the cheesy joke.

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Sounds like the BIVALENT made the mice...

::puts on sunglasses::

DIE-VALENT.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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